The Weekly News (from last week)

Pamela Anderson has been cast to play a genie in a British production of Aladdin. When asked about the story, the producer announced the script will be exactly the same as the original, except in this version Aladdin’s first wish is to have sex with the genie.

Critics have said that Where the Wild Things Are is fierce and fun; bloggers have said it’s great. Your friend who saw it on shrooms has said it’s soooooooooo amazing.

USA today reported that some airline tickets are now an average of 12% cheaper if you’re flexible about when you fly. Aren’t all tickets 12% cheaper if you’re flexible about when you fly?

Many Americans have started drinking raw milk, as opposed to pasteurized milk, for health benefits.  As a result, the famous milk slogan has been changed to milk, does the body good when it doesn’t gives you e-coli.