Thoughts Had While Flying

The following are thoughts written this past Sunday on a flight from Seattle to New York.

• I’m on a plane, we’re about to take off, and I’m worried. I know it’s unlikely, but what if the movie cuts out?

• I don’t want to die; I still haven’t tried the meatball sub at Salumi.

• Do I have e-coli?

• Either I have e-coli, or my belt’s too tight.