Great poem; check it out.
3 months agoThe other day I received the following text from my “good” friend:
I’m tlkin to [your ex-girlfriend] ima tell her u wanna eat her out3 months ago
Louis C.K. Says the Darnest Things to Kids
If you’ve never seen this video before, watch it; it’s great.
(via louisck)
4 months ago
Summer is not a good time to be middle eastern.
When middle eastern people get hot, like all people, they look angry. But when middle eastern people look angry, unlike all people, they’re seen as a threat.
Person #1: Tom, TOM, look - that arabian guy looks pissed off. I think he’s about to bomb this bus.
Person #2: Are you sure? He’s holding a copy of The God Delusion.
Person #1: He just took a deep breath! Someone call the cops!!!!
That’s why, if this summer you’re in New York City, and you are Middle Eastern, be sure to stay in the shade. And if you go in the sun, wear a shirt that will breathe. I suggest one like this.
(posted picture via topherchris)
Jay Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune)
Jay-Z runs rap. If he wanted to, he could bring back Jnco Jeans.
(via kanyeuniversity)
5 months agoJon Benjamin is one of my favorite comedy writers of all time. This video is one reason why.
5 months agoI’m booked to do stand up Friday night at the Odd Duck Studio opening for Seattle’s own improv troupe The Grapeseed Project.
The Odd Duck Studio
1214 10th Ave
Seattle, WA
June 19th @10:30pm
$7, $5 with a student ID
5 months ago
by Dan Golden from the latest edition of Opium Magazine
5 months ago
