October 30, 2009

In The News

Eight soldiers have died this past tuesday marking October the deadliest month for the US military in Afghanistan. In more tragic news, the second episode of the Jeff Dunham Show aired this week.

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October 26, 2009

The Weekly News (from last week)

Pamela Anderson has been cast to play a genie in a British production of Aladdin. When asked about the story, the producer announced the script will be exactly the same as the original, except in this version Aladdin’s first wish is to have sex with the genie.

Critics have said that Where the Wild Things Are is fierce and fun; bloggers have said it’s great. Your friend who saw it on shrooms has said it’s soooooooooo amazing.

USA today reported that some airline tickets are now an average of 12% cheaper if you’re flexible about when you fly. Aren’t all tickets 12% cheaper if you’re flexible about when you fly?

Many Americans have started drinking raw milk, as opposed to pasteurized milk, for health benefits.  As a result, the famous milk slogan has been changed to milk, does the body good when it doesn’t gives you e-coli.

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October 21, 2009

Thoughts Had While Flying

The following are thoughts written this past Sunday on a flight from Seattle to New York.

  • I’m on a plane, we’re about to take off, and I’m worried. I know it’s unlikely, but what if the movie cuts out?
  • I don’t want to die; I still haven’t tried the meatball sub at Salumi.
  • Do I have e-coli?
  • We can’t crash; I don’t do well with 6 mile falls.
  • Either I have e-coli, or my belt’s too tight.
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October 17, 2009
paulscheer:

Might I Recommend…”And Here’s The Kicker” by Mike Sachs
First of all, let me say that I am in no way connected with this book but if you are interested in comedy or if you are a comedy writer you should definitely pick this book up. Sachs does an amazing job of getting incredibly in depth and candid interviews with some of the best comedy writers around. Not only did it give me a new found respect for some people (i.e. Dick Cavett) but some of the candid stories blew my mind. Enjoy.
Buck Henry  /                     Stephen Merchant/               Todd Hanson (The Onion)
Merrill Markoe /                   Dick Cavett /                        Larry Wilmore (Daily Show)
Paul Feig /                           Irving Brecher /                     Bob Odenkirk
Robert Smigel /                   Dan Mazer /                          Marshall Brickman
David Sedaris /                    George Meyer  /                      Al Jaffee
Allison Silverman /              Harold Ramis /                     Larry Gelbart
Mitch Hurwitz  /                 Jack Handey  /                      Dave Barry

paulscheer:

Might I Recommend…”And Here’s The Kicker” by Mike Sachs

First of all, let me say that I am in no way connected with this book but if you are interested in comedy or if you are a comedy writer you should definitely pick this book up. Sachs does an amazing job of getting incredibly in depth and candid interviews with some of the best comedy writers around. Not only did it give me a new found respect for some people (i.e. Dick Cavett) but some of the candid stories blew my mind. Enjoy.

Buck Henry / Stephen Merchant/ Todd Hanson (The Onion)

Merrill Markoe / Dick Cavett / Larry Wilmore (Daily Show)

Paul Feig / Irving Brecher / Bob Odenkirk

Robert Smigel / Dan Mazer / Marshall Brickman

David Sedaris / George Meyer / Al Jaffee

Allison Silverman / Harold Ramis / Larry Gelbart

Mitch Hurwitz / Jack Handey / Dave Barry

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October 15, 2009

I am scared of these kids.

azizisbored:

Balloon Boy and the Boys - Pussified (via wwtdd.com)

Ok the only thing more bazaar than the fact that he was thought to be trapped in a weird balloon for hours on end was that the Balloon Boy was on WifeSwap and made this very strange rap video called “Pussified.” THIS IS VERY REAL AND VERY WEIRD. The only thing that could make this better was if the kid was Curtis, the “bacon is good for me” kid.

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October 8, 2009
“If it stays that way longer than four hours, you should call your doctor.”Dean KahnBellingham, Wash.
This week’s winner for The New Yorker’s Caption Contest.
I’m frustrated, because I still think the caption that I entered should have won:
“So…are we gonna fuck?”

“If it stays that way longer than four hours, you should call your doctor.”
Dean Kahn
Bellingham, Wash.

This week’s winner for The New Yorker’s Caption Contest.

I’m frustrated, because I still think the caption that I entered should have won:

“So…are we gonna fuck?”

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September 29, 2009

Skyzoo freestyling a dope verse on Outta Control Radio, and the most ridiculous hype man in the game.

(via NahRight)

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September 27, 2009

Fashawn - Life As a Shorty Live (ft. Exile)

Fashawn has the streets on lock, son!!! (I think, I’m actually not sure, at all).

(via 2dopeboyz)

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September 24, 2009

Big L Documentary Trailer - “Street Struck: The Big L Story”

(via BigLOnline)

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