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DARIUS NEEDS TO STOP MAKING BEATS

My name is Darius Emadi. I'm a student at Seattle University. On the side I produce Hip-Hop beats under the name NumberMan, and I'm trying to quit so I can focus on writing. In time, this blog will reveal my success or failure. Or how much youtube I watch.

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Jul 24

» Jacksonpollock.org

I found this while reserching Jackson Pollock for an essay I’m writing. Great website, just a horrible place to end up while writing an essay.

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Jul 22

“ According to the Associated Press, [Nas] is scheduled for a July 23 performance on Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report

— via hiphop dx

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Jul 21

» Prince Paul is doing the new Souls of Mischielf album

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Jul 17

The Daily Show satirizes satire

(via cc insider)

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Word of advice

If you’re starting to feel under the weather and want to prevent yourself from getting sick, and you go to the store and buy Airborne, do yourself a favor and read the directions, which will say…

Place 1 tablet in a 3/4 oz. cup of hot water

…instead of trusting your instincts and popping one in your mouth

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Jul 16

“ How can you argue with me???

— Taybot writing about how he thinks BMX bike videos are better than skateboarding videos

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Jul 15

Talking with Peter Lee

About two weeks ago I posted a conversation I had with Peter and said I was going to make an effort to post more. I've had a few conversations with him since then but none were too amusing until today. He must have been saving it all up. And again, I have to assure you, Peter Lee is real.
Peter: So I was telling my co-worker about you because he's Persian too and told him that he was a freak. Man he watches so much porn...
Me: what?
Peter: I told my co-worker about you because you know, he's Persian like you, and I told him that he's such a freak because he watches so much porn. It's crazy duuuu
Me: You told him about me because we're both Persian. Then you told him that he likes porn?? What are you talking about!
Peter: Cuz man, you're both Persian and I was telling him that you have your comedy and he has his porn. He was like, "Man, I want to lick a girls ass. But only after she gets out of the shower so it's clean" He's crazy man! He started humping this other guy. Dude it was soooooooo gaaaaaaaaaaaaay. He's turning everyone there gay! I'm like, "man!" Oh, I got to go, my girl's calling me

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I’ve been watching a lot of exorcism videos on YouTube. All of them are hilarious. This one is one of the best but you have to wait until the end.

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» Excellent article about the lack of Obama jokes on late-night shows

baggypants:

“People have a tendency to react as far as their ideology allows them.” - Jon Stewart

Brilliant quote.

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New Prodigy video

via Fader

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