Clipse ft. Cam’ron - Popular Demand
This song is DOPE. If you disagree, I’m unsure if we can be friend.
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2 days agoClipse ft. Cam’ron - Popular Demand
This song is DOPE. If you disagree, I’m unsure if we can be friend.
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2 days agoAt a town hall meeting set to take place today in Shanghai, Chinese citizens plan to ask President Obama questions such as ”would you rather be President of America or President of China”, and ”what do you plan to give your wife and family for Christmas”. Also planned to be asked is “who would you rather fuck, marry, or kill: Hillary Clinton, Whoopee Goldberg, or Joan Rivers”.
Also, new from Royce Da 5’9”:
3 days ago
Eight soldiers have died this past tuesday marking October the deadliest month for the US military in Afghanistan. In more tragic news, Comedy Central has aired the second episode of the Jeff Dunham Show.
3 weeks agoPamela Anderson has been cast to play a genie in a British production of Aladdin. When asked about the story, the producer announced the script will be exactly the same as the original, except in this version Aladdin’s first wish is to have sex with the genie.
Critics have said that Where the Wild Things Are is fierce and fun; bloggers have said it’s great. Your friend who saw it on shrooms has said it’s soooooooooo amazing.
USA today reported that some airline tickets are now an average of 12% cheaper if you’re flexible about when you fly. Aren’t all tickets 12% cheaper if you’re flexible about when you fly?
Many Americans have started drinking raw milk, as opposed to pasteurized milk, for health benefits. As a result, the famous milk slogan has been changed to milk, does the body good when it doesn’t gives you e-coli.
3 weeks agoThe following are thoughts written this past Sunday on a flight from Seattle to New York.
1 month agoMight I Recommend…”And Here’s The Kicker” by Mike Sachs
First of all, let me say that I am in no way connected with this book but if you are interested in comedy or if you are a comedy writer you should definitely pick this book up. Sachs does an amazing job of getting incredibly in depth and candid interviews with some of the best comedy writers around. Not only did it give me a new found respect for some people (i.e. Dick Cavett) but some of the candid stories blew my mind. Enjoy.
Buck Henry / Stephen Merchant/ Todd Hanson (The Onion)
Merrill Markoe / Dick Cavett / Larry Wilmore (Daily Show)
Paul Feig / Irving Brecher / Bob Odenkirk
Robert Smigel / Dan Mazer / Marshall Brickman
David Sedaris / George Meyer / Al Jaffee
Allison Silverman / Harold Ramis / Larry Gelbart
Mitch Hurwitz / Jack Handey / Dave Barry
The link posted above, if clicked, will take you to a blog written by Wilfred Padua, a fellow aspiring Seattle comedian. From what I’ve gathered, Wilfred plans to post the greatest current event jokes of all time, the greatest comedic essays of all time, and some pretty good short stories. I recommend you check it out.
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1 month ago(2:10) “I don’t know why we like to stick our dick in shit just to be stickin’ it in…I really can’t tell you…but we just do it and it just happens…”
Wise words shared by my favorite philosopher of all time.
3 months ago
Yirim Seck, for those unaware, is a rapper based in Seattle; he has formally released music with the group Pyrate Radio.
Hear Me Out features production by DJ Vitamin D (Gift of Gab, Black Sheep and Young Buck), Phreewill, Jihad Yasin, Phil Baum, and myself.
If you would like to preview songs from the album, click here. (I did the beat for Rebirth.)
Also, to read an article from The Stranger about Yirim and the album, click here.
Hope you can make it to the show.
3 months ago