July 1, 2009
'Peter Lee Tell Em!'

My good friend Peter Lee has started a tumblr! If you are new to this blog, and have yet to be introduced to one of the most ridiculous people currently on the planet, here is a sample post from today concerning a football game being canceled:

Alright I was just inform from my teammate that the July 11th tournament has been cancel. What a shame! I was ready to show what greatness is all about but apparently we might head down south to Fresno this coming up winter for the WaterFest tourney. Now I know Fresno don’t want some of shredder. Bigger crowd the more shine right? Attention all Fresno DBs…I can not be stop!

And here’s a screen shot of Peter’s Myspace page:

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June 29, 2009

Jay Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune)

Jay-Z cannot be fucked with. He could bring back Jnco Jeans if he wanted to. 

(via kanyeuniversity)

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June 23, 2009
They should add all the bathrooms George uses.  arielemadi: Seinfeld Meets Google Maps

They should add all the bathrooms George uses. 

arielemadi:

Seinfeld Meets Google Maps
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June 22, 2009
Jon Benjamin is one of my favorite comedy writers of all time. This video is one reason why. 
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Saigon Deli - One of my favorite lunch spots in Seattle. The other day I got a chicken sandwich and a can of Sprite for $3! Click here for the location. 
Saigon Deli - One of my favorite lunch spots in Seattle. The other day I got a chicken sandwich and a can of Sprite for $3! Click here for the location. 
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June 18, 2009

Stand Up

I’m booked to do stand up Friday night at the Odd Duck Studio opening for Seattle’s own improv troupe The Grapeseed Project. I have a 10 minute set planned and will cover such issues as the economy, global politics, racism, and the sanctity of jerking off. It should be a fun show. Come check it out and bring your friends!

The Odd Duck Studio

1214 10th Ave

Seattle, WA

June 19th @10:30pm

$7, $5 with a student ID

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Big L - Now or Never

As a Big L fan, I am ashamed to have just heard this. 

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June 17, 2009

Finally, the way CNN reports has been mocked! I would have written material on it myself, but, I have been a lazy little bitch. 

arielemadi:

Jon Stewart mocks CNN’s Iran coverage, and the “recount”

“In order to have a recount don’t you need to have a count?”

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June 11, 2009
Peter Lee in all his greatness.
Peter Lee in all his greatness.
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Texting Peter Lee

Lately I’ve enjoyed texting my good old friend Peter Lee. You’ll see why. Here’s a short text conversation we shared today.

Me: How will I know if I’m great?

Peter: When you see beyond the clouds

Me: What if it’s a day when the sky’s clear

Peter: U go beyond the sun u gotta be on my level to understand greatness

UPDATE:

Me: where do I start?

Peter: U start whenever u want greatness is for anyone who has the heart

Me: What do I do?

Peter: Study my man watever u wanna master at

Me: That’s actually not bad advice

Me: What are you mastering?

Peter: Anyone that challenges me I will defeat them with ease especially sports or poker.

Me: What if someone challenged you to a game of go fish?

Peter: Ill still whoop there ass! once u achieve it no one is on ur level there’s details to everything I do. I turn my swagg on to another level when my opponent approaches me. 

Me: Do you care if I post this conversation on my blog?

Peter: Go ahead people need greatness don’t got time for rookies

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